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"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."
'I need more tech support.'
"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"
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Computer Support Line
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"Don't know the answer? Do what I do...speak in a foreign accent until the customer hangs up."
"This is the Tech Support Hotline. I must inform you up front that I do not actually know how to use a computer."
"Well thank you for calling to say something positive. We don't get a lot of that in tech support."
"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."
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'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'
"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."
'It's ridiculous we never have enough staff on a Sunday.'
Feeling lonely? Isolated? Call the loneliness helpline...
"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."