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'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
"The ad said you're looking for support staff. Could you be more specific?"
"He's not comfortable with confrontation...So he tries to find forms of 'feedback' that he finds less stressful."
'Letting support staff go is never easy...'
Support staff staff.
'Thanks for being up support staff.'
Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.
'I have the chairman's assurance that the board are 100% behind me.'
We recommend our female support staff regularly assess their body symmetry and hip to waist ratio...
Pens with legs
"I'm in the x-ray support systems business, which contrary to popular belief, isn't a whole bundle of laughs."
"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"
"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."
"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"
"The boss is so ENIGMATIC! Every time she discusses my project, she subtly weaves in the phrase 'idiotic, misguided and ill-fated.' What do you think THAT'S a code for?"
"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."