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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
'Outta my way, you little puke!'
Tags:surf, surfing, surfs, surfed, surfer, surfers, brat, mean, bully, bullies, bullying, wipeout, wipe out, wiped out, wipes out, water sport, water sports, waves, beach, wave, role reversal, inverted, thug, insult, insulting, insults, walking frame, zimmer frame, frame, frames, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, surfed, wave, waves, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, surfboard, surfboards, surfboarding, surfboarder, surfboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, gondola, gondolas, lift, lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'These blinders help block out banner ads.'
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
'I've got a board meeting!'
"Surf's up, chief!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, chief, chiefs, taking a break, breaktime, break time, break, breaks
"This is the best water main break ever."
Tags:water main, water mains, leak, leaks, leakage, breakage, breakages, surfer, surfers, surfing, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, surfing, surf, surfs, surfboard, surfboards, wave, waves, catching waves, positive spin, positive side, water pipe, water pipes
'They accepted your offer!!'
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
Tags:beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheels
Surfing the Brown Water.
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
Senior citizen surfing.
"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"
The Family Joules: Part 19
Tags:comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, family, families, the family joules, superhero team, superhero teams, super-hero team, super-hero teams, parody, parodies, europe, european, european city, european cities, globe trotter, globe trotters, globe trotting, homophone, homophones, fissure, fisher, surf, serf, meatier, meteor, barred, bard
Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."
Tags:business, businessmen, businessman, worker, workers, employee, employees, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, stock market, stock markets, stocks, stocks, investment, investments, investor, investors, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trading, trader, traders, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, riding the wave, riding the waves, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, good news, good day, word play, wordplay
'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'
Bulletin at Malibu
Tags:surf's up, california, californian, californians, malibu, beach house, beach houses, santa monica, southern california, socal, beach, beaches, beach weather, weather report, weather reports, new bulletin, news bulletins, good weather, surf, surf report, surf reports, laid back, dude, dudes, california dude, california dudes, local news, news broadcast, news broadcasts, meteorologist, meteorologists, meteorology, lifestyle, lifestyles
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales