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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
'Outta my way, you little puke!'
Tags:surf, surfing, surfs, surfed, surfer, surfers, brat, mean, bully, bullies, bullying, wipeout, wipe out, wiped out, wipes out, water sport, water sports, waves, beach, wave, role reversal, inverted, thug, insult, insulting, insults, walking frame, zimmer frame, frame, frames, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, surfed, wave, waves, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, surfboard, surfboards, surfboarding, surfboarder, surfboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, gondola, gondolas, lift, lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'These blinders help block out banner ads.'
"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, strand, stranding, stranded, stuck, wash up, washed up, alone, beach, beaches, rule, rules, sign, signs, surf, surfs, surfing, no surfing, ban, bans, banned, floating, floatation, device, devices, inflatables, no alcohol, bottle, bottles, message, messages, message in a bottle
"We've TRIED sun, surf , and sand. Do you have anything in the way of darkness, darkness, despair?"
Tags:travel, travelling, travels, travelled, travel agent, travel agents, sun, surf, sand, holiday, holiday spot, despair, sad, gloomy, darkness, dark, try, tried, tries, trying, option, options, vacation, vacations, holidaying, vacationing, holidayed, vacationed, holiday spot, holiday spots, change, changes, changing, changed, grim
"Surf's up, chief!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, chief, chiefs, taking a break, breaktime, break time, break, breaks
'I've got a board meeting!'
"This is the best water main break ever."
Tags:water main, water mains, leak, leaks, leakage, breakage, breakages, surfer, surfers, surfing, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, surfing, surf, surfs, surfboard, surfboards, wave, waves, catching waves, positive spin, positive side, water pipe, water pipes
'They accepted your offer!!'
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
Tags:beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheels
Surfing the Brown Water.
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
Senior citizen surfing.
"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"
The Family Joules: Part 19
Tags:comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, family, families, the family joules, superhero team, superhero teams, super-hero team, super-hero teams, parody, parodies, europe, european, european city, european cities, globe trotter, globe trotters, globe trotting, homophone, homophones, fissure, fisher, surf, serf, meatier, meteor, barred, bard