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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
'Outta my way, you little puke!'
Tags:surf, surfing, surfs, surfed, surfer, surfers, brat, mean, bully, bullies, bullying, wipeout, wipe out, wiped out, wipes out, water sport, water sports, waves, beach, wave, role reversal, inverted, thug, insult, insulting, insults, walking frame, zimmer frame, frame, frames, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Remember to floss after every surfer."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, surfed, wave, waves, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, surfboard, surfboards, surfboarding, surfboarder, surfboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, gondola, gondolas, lift, lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'
'I've got a board meeting!'
"Surf's up, chief!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, surf's up, surfboard, surfboards, board, boards, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, chief, chiefs, taking a break, breaktime, break time, break, breaks
'I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii.'
"This is the best water main break ever."
Tags:water main, water mains, leak, leaks, leakage, breakage, breakages, surfer, surfers, surfing, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, surfing, surf, surfs, surfboard, surfboards, wave, waves, catching waves, positive spin, positive side, water pipe, water pipes
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
Tags:beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheels
Surfing the Brown Water.
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, shark attack, shark attacks, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, food, prey, predator, predators, seafood, surfer, surfers, surfing, surfboard, surfboards, inedible, edible, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
A shark surfs along behind a human surfer.
Senior citizen surfing.
'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'