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'Clamp.' - 'So, staff shortages are getting serious.'
'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'
The Left One As You Look At It.
'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'
'I'm putting the scalpels in the freezer now, so that come lunchtime, you can make cold cuts.'
'Scalpel' - 'Scalpel.' - 'Scissors?' - 'No, that won't do it...' - 'Cheese grater.' - 'Cheese grater.'
'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'
'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'