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"We did everything we could."
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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't told that was an option.'
'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'
"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."
"Try jiggling the liver."
A jack in the box pops out on the operating table.
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'Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation.'
"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."
"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."
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'It's just a simple operation. Routine. Boring. I'm only doing it for the money.'
"Sorry. I was listening to Car Talk during surgery."
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'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'
A Mom and Pop Operation
"A gastric band is a sophisticated medical procedure...THAT is a tight belt."
"How much do you want to lose?"
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'Who was that masked man?'
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"The artificial hip was beyond out budget, so we've replaced yours with a can of peaches."
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
"Your husband is comfortable."
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'Since you can't tolerate anesthetics, severall of our personnel will hold you down.'
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"Relax! He's in good hands!!"
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"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"
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