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'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."
'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'
'My turn! My turn!'
"This team performed the exact same procedure last week, and today we're hoping to redeem ourselves."
"He's chief surgeon, and this is a tricky procedure. If he doesn't want any witnesses, he doesn't get any witnesses."
"Hey Anesthesiologist! Let's pay attention!"
"You'll note, Clammerhorn, the yellow tank is helium."
'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'
'Anyone remember where this bit goes?'
'The evidence is that female surgeons have the edge over males when it comes to hand-eye coordination.'
'Gentlemen, ladies, we've just successfully removed that tiny snippet of brain that makes people want to be in politics.'
The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.
"Some advice...Never use superglue in the operating room! Especially when doing rectal examination!"
A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'