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"Well, pickle my trotters!"
Tags:pig, pigs, exclamation, exclamations, trotter, trotters, pork, pickled trotter, pickled trotter, farm animal, farm animals, expression, expressions, surprise, pig trotter, pig trotters, pickled pig trotter, pickled pig trotters, butcher, butchers, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pettitoe, pettitoes, crubeen, crubeens
Tags:egg, eggs, boiled egg, boiled eggs, dippy egg, dippy eggs, chick, chicks, baby chicken, baby chicken, hatch, hatched, hatching, hatching egg, hatching eggs, breakfast, breakfasting, breakfast time, egg and spoon, baby chick, baby chicks, surprise, surprising, shock, shocked, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, dizzy, dizziness, hit on the head, fertilised egg, unexpected, soft boiled egg, soft boiled eggs, whack, breaking an egg, runny egg, runny eggs, breaking eggs
"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, gift, gifts, present, presents, wrapped, surprise, surprises, hint, hints, gift box, gift boxes, shopping, sold, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, questionable, suspicious, infomercial, infomercials, commercial, commercials, product, products, as seen on tv, celebration, celebrations
Photocopier Paper Plane
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office building, office buildings, photocopy, photocopying, photocopier, photocopiers, copy machine, copy machines, making copies, paper plane, paper planes, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplanes, paper aeroplane, modern technology, origami, paper folding, monotony, monotonous, humdrum, unexpected, surprise, surprising, astonished, astonishment
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Tags:school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard day
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
'Time out! Fish on!'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, time out, time outs, timeout, timeouts, fish, fishes, ice rink, ice rinks, ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fisher, fishers, break, breaks, hole, holes, health and safety, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
Tags:trope, tropes, derivative, falling piano, tv trope, tv tropes, television trope, trope, tropes, television tropes, piano, pianos, grand piano, grand pianos, musical instrument, musical instruments, space, out space, piano drop, pop culture, falling pianos, pseudo science, tiny piano, tiny grand piano, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprised, surprises
"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."
Tags:interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, interview technique, interview techniques, interviewer, interviewers, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, new job, new jobs, surprise, surprises, personal space, personal boundaries
"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
Tags:door men, door man, door people, door person, doormen, doorman, doorperson, man hole, man holes, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, workmen, work man, workman, workmen, cab, cabs, taxi, taxis, call a cab, calling a cab, sewer, sewers, sewage worker, sewage workers, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealth, out of line, step out of line, stepping out of line, class, classist, surprise, surprised, unexpected
"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
Tags:speeding ticket, speeding tickings, parking ticket, parking tickets, fine, fines, penalty, penalties, traffic police, traffic cops, traffic cop, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, winning an award, l.a., la, los angeles, hollywood, thespian, thespians, actor, actors, actress, actresses, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises
Tags:mint, mints, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychology, psychologists, psychologist, therapy session, therapy sessions, session, sessions, after-dinner mint, after dinner mints, jarring, jarred, surprise, faux pas, inappropriate
"Now that you're forty, you look so much like the man I sought solace with when your father was out w***ing around."
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.
Tags:crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, christian, christians, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, preacher, preachers, spoon, spoons, cutlery, utensil, utensils, compete, competition, practical, practicality, glasses chain, glasses chains, envy, envious, surprise, surprises, surprised, unconventional, unconventionality, individual, individualistic, individualism, individuality
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
Nothing for me, thanks.
"You never think it's going to happen to you."
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity