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"Every decision we made was legal, ethical and stupid."
"Can I help you?"
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"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Tags:school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard day
'Time out! Fish on!'
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"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
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"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, cat trick, cat tricks, fetch, playing fetch, fetching, stick, sticks, surprised, surprising, strange, unusual, samuel johnson, quote, quotes
Tags:crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, christian, christians, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, preacher, preachers, spoon, spoons, cutlery, utensil, utensils, compete, competition, practical, practicality, glasses chain, glasses chains, envy, envious, surprise, surprises, surprised, unconventional, unconventionality, individual, individualistic, individualism, individuality
While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
Tags:wasabi, sushi, caricature, caricatures, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, heat, spicy, spicy food, spicy foods, lon chaney, phantom of the opera, burn, burns, burning, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, surprise, surprises, surprised, mustard, hot mustard
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, jester, jesters, fool, fools, comedian, comedians, juggler, jugglers, juggling, death, dead, widow, widows, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, wife, wives, shocked, surprised, too soon, mourning, grieving, head, heads, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth
Tags:edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical
"This Just In."
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'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'
A surprise in the fine print
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The elements of surprise.
Tags:canal, canals, street, streets, road, roads, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, water, river, rivers, flood, flooded, venice, subway, metro, train, trains, underground, tube, transport, transportation, public transportation, track, tracks, station, stations, platform, platforms, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, passenger, passengers, swim, swimming, new york, ny, urban, city, city life, urban life, word play, word plays, literal, canal street
"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"
"The strings are catgut."
Tags:cat, cats, catgut, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, domestic, domestic cat, pet, pets, music, musical, violin, violinist, violin lessons, lesson, lessons, music lesson, instrument, musical instruments, musical instrument, violins, viola, violas, music teacher, teacher, teaching, class, classes, study, studied, shock, shocked, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, surprises