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"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'
"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, dump, dumped, dumping, date, dates, dating, divorce, divorced, divorcing, filing for divorce, separate, separating, separated, cubism, surrealism, expressionism, paint, painting, paints, paintings, painter, painters, art, artwork, work of art, famous, artist, artists
"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"
Tags:diner, diners, you are what you eat, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, surrealists, dinner, dinners, food order, food orders, cherry pie, cherry pies, b.l.t., blt, chili, chilis, food menu, food menus, eating out, eat out, eats out, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, sandwich, sandwiches, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
Car rental drop box.
"I think mine likes yours, too!"
The Fish-Eye look
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Toy plane with pilot eject.
Shadow: I'm with stupid.
"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
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Tags:out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern world
"Oh, it's you."
"Are we there yet?"
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"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
Tags:pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, beta, betta, betta fish, beta fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, exotic fish, marine, marine life, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fish-bowl, fish bowl, kid, kids, child, children, obedient, obedience, surreal, absurd, surrealism, surrealist, parent, parents, parenting
Salvador Dali Memorial Playground
"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"Look—there it goes again!"
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, animal, animals, jump, jumping, hallucinating, hallucinate, hallucination, imagine, imagination, imagining, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, quiet neighborhood, neighbourhood, seeing things, night patrol, fantasy, dream, dreams, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, bizarre, weird, spring heeled jack
"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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