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'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'
'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'
Medical records privacy
'It's the NSA. They'd like you to put on some pants.'
"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"
'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'
Safe On The Way To School?
Desert Isle CCTV
'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'
'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'
'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'
'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'
Your new super-cool best friend, the algorithm!
"Mom...This call may be monitored for quality assurance."
"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."
"Your 'Big Brother' just 'friended' me."
"I just installed a home security monitor."
"Wow, grandma. What big video surveillance files you uploaded of me on my way to your house."
"I need to know who started it."
"We traced the call. It's coming from inside the anemone."
"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."
"It's the credit card company...They called to say you forgot to sign that check you're putting in the envelop."
The world of surveillance.
Mother Theresa (May)
"Most of these sins were committed before surveillance cameras, smartphones, or videotape, but you left a paper trail."