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"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."
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Cross-stitched land survey.
Tags:art, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, handicrafts, handmade, cross-stitch, cross-stitches, sewing, embroidery, wall hanging, wall hangings, art, god bless this home, property, properties, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, land, survey, surveys, land survey, land surveys, surveyor, surveyors, land surveyor, land surveyors, assessor, assessors
"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."
Tags:low cost housing, urban development, urban developments, low-cost housing, affordable housing, housing market, housing markets, property market, property markets, property costs, housing costs, surveyor, surveyors, affordable property, affordable properties, social problem, property prices, house prices, housing prices
"Peut-on rire de tout?"
Tags:french, survey, surveys, option, options, goth, goths, gothic, skeleton, skeletons, cloaked figure, cloaked figures, laugh, laughs, laughing, everything, questions, questions, yes, no, without opinion, door to door, data collecting, data collection, sample, samples, sampling, questionnaire, questionnaires, surveyor, surveyors
"That's the worst set of opinions I've heard in my entire life."
Using a transit, Dave officially determines that Bill is not level headed.
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
'Buffy the chartered surveyor.'
"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."
Tags:western, westerns, standoff, standoffs, survey, surveys, surveying, surveyor, surveyors, cliche, cliches, cliched, town, towns, town size, town ain't big enough, constraint, constraints, constrain, big town, big towns, measure, measures, measuring, measurement, measurements, fit, fits, fit in, fits in, fitting in
"I tell you we've studied the entire site and there is no toxic waste."
"We've been out surveying too long."
"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."
'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'
"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."
"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"
Tags:energy survey, energy surveys, energy surveyor, energy surveyors, living situation, living situations, surveyor, surveyors, lower class, lower classes, working poor, poverty, living in poverty, poverty line, life in poverty, survey, surveys, surveying, energy usage, large family, large families
Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'
"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."
'Four viewers and a watchdog.'
'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
Tags:dam, dams, damn, damns, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, surveyor, surveyors, surveying, surveyed, surveys, surveys, block, blocks, blocking, blocked, blockage, blockages, barrier, barriers, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgetful, forgetfulness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'
'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'
'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'
'Is that your final answer?'
'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'