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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
Caveman preaches his idea of a wheel.
"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."
"This speeds up the game significantly."
"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"
"I wonder if I can expense the coconuts."
Caveman is criticised for the invention of the wheel.
'Did you feel that??'
"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."
typical flight animals, always on the alert and ready to run: Antelopes and Jimmy Floethoober.
'Maybe learning karate will give me better survival instincts.'
'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'
'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'
'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'
'Retirement plan? No one has survived long enough to retire.'
"You bet I always wear my hearing-aids! It's a question of survival: I need to be able to hear the predators coming..."
Lemming going over cliff with a parachute
"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"