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"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
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"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."
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"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
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Spam - best before end of world.
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
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"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
"Today's stock rise was attributed to sales survival gear, nuclear fallout shelters, hazmat suits, emergency food supplies..."
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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."
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'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'
He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!
'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'
Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.
'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'
"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"
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'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'
'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'
'It was great! I learned how to use dial telephones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave!'
"I, too, can tell time by the sun. When its light hits my watch, I see what time it is."
'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'
If a nutter tried to join our gun club...
Survivalists Snack Stop.
'Well, so much for survivalism.'