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"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
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"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
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"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
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"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
"Today's stock rise was attributed to sales survival gear, nuclear fallout shelters, hazmat suits, emergency food supplies..."
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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."
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'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'
He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!
'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'
Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.
Santa loads his sleigh with a survival book, entitled: 'How to cook reindeer'.
"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"
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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, healthy diet, healthy diets, bright side, bright sides, silver lining, castaway, castaways, marooned, fish, fishing, healthier diet, no red meat diet, cholesterol, omega, omega fatty acids, low fat, survivalists, pescetarian, pescetarians, pescetarianism, cooking, bbq
"Maybe next time you go camping, you'll pack more than a microwave oven!'
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'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'
'It was great! I learned how to use dial telephones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave!'
"I, too, can tell time by the sun. When its light hits my watch, I see what time it is."
'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'
If a nutter tried to join our gun club...
Survivalists Snack Stop.
The World's best Camouflage Store.
Man eating himself on desert island