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'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
"I'm the only survivor from last semester- what do I win?"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
Tags:phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life-boats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, office
"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."
Last mirage for the next 20 miles.
"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'
'Fooled! A Survivor's Story.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, angled, survivor, survivors, survive, survives, survived, book, books, book signing, book signings, story, stories, experience, experiences, hook, hooks, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."
Tags:apocalypse, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdays, social media, survivor, survivors, troll, trolls, internet troll, internet trolls, cyber bully, cyber bullies, cyber bullying, cyber-bully, cyber-bullies, cyber-bullying, lonely, loneliness, depression, mental health, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, comment, comments, post, posts
A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, food, vegetables, vegetable, veg, veggie, veggies, carrot, carrots, animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, circling, encircled, surrounded, surrounding, danger, dangerous, in danger, shark, sharks
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"
Tags:ocean, sea, stranded, stuck, trapped, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, raft, rafts, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, captain, captains, crew, crewman, crewmen, swearing, cursing, inappropriate language, language, swear jar, swear-jar, money, finances, dollar, dollars, punishments, meaningless, pointless, hopeless
'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic
'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)
"It won't do you any good, but at least your survivors will think I tried."
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
Tags:noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, biblical flood, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, woodworm, woodworms, ark, religious, 40 days and 40 nights, downpour, biblical, bible, infestation, infestations, pest, pests, 2by2, animals, sanctuary, boat, snake, survivors, drowned, sinking boat, storm, tempest, lifeboat, lifeboats
'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'
"Well, young fellow, my daughter tells me you're a survivor. I'm not sure I like that."
Tags:father, fathers, dad, dads, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, survivor, survivors, meet the parents, meeting the parents, meeting the in laws, meet the in laws, in law, in laws, father in law, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
'Well, we better get out there. Those guys aren't gonna eat themselves.'