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"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"
'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'
Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.
Our Yuppie Dad
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The Evolution of Suspenders
"And that's why we wear red suspenders."
"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."
'Admittedly it was excessive use of the whip...but, you'll just have to stop wearing the stockings and suspenders!'
Boss says to employee: 'We've been told to tighten our belts, and unfortunately for you I am wearing braces.'
'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'
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'Well, Johnson, I see you're wearing suspenders and a belt again. That reminds me, did you get that redundancy checker?'
The judge gave Wally a suspendered sentence.
Can you spot the non-traditional student?
Where are they now: Dick Cheney
'That's what you get for wearing blue suspenders instead of red.'
Wife says to husband: 'I'm sick of you wandering around the house in your underwear.'
'My wife has an unusual figure. The seams on her stockings are straight, but her legs are crooked!'
'You never told me you wore trousers with suspenders.'
'Please stand by -- Larry King has temporarily lost his suspenders.'
"No, I didn't marry you for your money - I married you for your taste in braces!"
'Maybe we'd better check with your doctor -- this seems to be a prescription for a watermelon and a pair of suspenders.'
'I hate these braces!'
Anyone seen my braces?