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'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
Medical Self Help
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"
Surgeon using a sewing kit.
Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.
'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'
'£40 for three stiches! I'm glad you're not my tailor.'
'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings was substantial.'
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
'I guess you're what they call a snatch purser, huh, Doc?'
'Oh, you use buttons to hold his eye stitches in place!'
'He's had so many operations, I'm putting in a zip!'