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'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"
Surgeon using a sewing kit.
Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.
Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!
Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'
'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings was substantial.'
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
'I guess you're what they call a snatch purser, huh, Doc?'
'Oh, you use buttons to hold his eye stitches in place!'
'He's had so many operations, I'm putting in a zip!'