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'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'
The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
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"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
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'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'
"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"
"OK people, let's start with a really hard one... Can anybody tell me what these are...?"
Tags:4x4, 4x4s, gas guzzlers, gas guzzler, arrogant, arrogance, chelsea tractor, chelsea tractors, big car, big cars, suv, suvs, inconsiderate, inconsideration, inconsiderate driver, inconsiderate drivers, double yellow, double yellow line, double yellow lines, no parking, double parking, double parked, illegal parking, illegally parked, thoughtless, rude, driver's ed, driver's education, driver training, driver, drivers
"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."
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"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."
"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."
Tags:auto, autos, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, sports utility vehicle, s.u.v., s.u.v.s, suv, suvs, car design, car designs, safety, safety measures, car safety, auto safety, automobile safety, design, designers, designer, engineer, engineers, car manufacturing, car manufacturer, marketing, consumer safety
"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."
"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."
Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, big car, big cars, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles, suv, suvs, s.u.v., s.u.v.s, family, families, mobile stairway, mobile stairways, staircase, staircases, jetway, jetways, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, too big, modern life, modern cars, modern vehicles
A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.
'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'
Wicked Witch of the West Side
"We breed them for aggressiveness."
Tags:gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, suv, suvs, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles, big car, big cars, giant car, giant cars, monster, monsters, monster truck, monster trucks, intimidate, intimidates, intimating, car shopping, browse, browses, browsing, frighten, frightens, frightening, vehicle, vehicles
"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"
Tags:cost, costs, prices, price, expensive, living, saving, savings, gasoline, oil, supply, demand, news, finances, life savings, pension, pensions, poor, poverty, spend, spending, suv, vehicle, vehicles, big, car, cars, blocks, per, gallon, far, gallons, gas, guzzler, guzzlers, suv, suvs, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles
'They'll tax it less than my 4x4 vehicle.'
"It's the sports utility vehicle for people who don't really like sports, or being useful, for that matter!"
Tags:suv, suvs, sports utility vehicle, sports utility vehicles, new cars, car salesmen, car salesman, sporty vehicle, new car, car, automobile, auto, car sales, sales lot, salesman, sales person, sales, sales pitch, selling point, sales pitch, sales pitches, ego, ego identity, psychology, psychological, retail, tactic, sales tactic
"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."
'Spending the kids' inheritance doesn't go far enough - we want to bugger up the environment for them too.'
Shoot, I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just wanna look like I could!
Gas Gussler - I never leave home with it.