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'I really have nothing to say to this man...'
'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'
'Before I escort you to your hotel, would you like to see Brest?'
'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'
'Please, take a seat.'
'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'
'What on earth are you doing inside an ice truck!?'
'How lovely! The temperature outside has finally risen. . . It's time to bring out the garden furniture.'
'In 100 meters, bear left! In 200 meters, bear right.'
'What do you think about London so far?'
'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'
'Bear with me!'
'Who is this? Could you please stop cold calling me?'
'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'
'Doctor, I need help.'
'On a global scale, women tend to migrate rather from east to west...or like birds do, from north to south...'
'Have a nice day! See you later!'
Sven in Crapland
'So, children, what can you tell me about Mark Twain?'
'That's David James, that's Sven...'