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Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."
"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
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"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."
"I feel terrible—I took it from a job creator."
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"Oh you, you and your stifling regulations."
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"You kids today—the loot is too heavy, the mask is too hot..."
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'And what do you do?'
Two identity thieves with bags marked 'Swag' and 'Rubbish'.
"A good quarter is a joy forever."
'How are you at takeovers?'
'Oh, Randy! - It's just what I wanted!'
'Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it,'
'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'
Burglar steals a WAG.
'I'm learning to make do and mend...'
'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'
'Good evening Sir. We just happen to be in the area...'
'Gentlemen, in front of you is a striped top, a black stocking and a 'swag bag'.'
Wordplay: In The Bag.