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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"Damn. Isn't that the kid you swallowed?"
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'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
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Swallows returning to Cappuccino.
'I told you it would fit.'
'Stupid gag reflex.'
'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'
'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
'Does he bite?' - 'No, he swallows things whole.'
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'
The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.
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"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
'To gain back market share, Walgreen's will now offer a $5 all-you-can-swallow analgesic buffet on Tuesday nights.'
"I don't think he quite grasps how this is supposed to work."
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"How did you swallow that thing?"
Snake leaving Bowling Alley.
"What did I tell you about chewing your food? Now stop that, and swallow it whole!"
"And that would be little Susan."
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'He swallowed a dime? Quick, call my lawyer! He can get money out of anyone.'
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'