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"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
'Is it labor day already?'
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'Ha! Fake out!'
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'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
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"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
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Duck in a bathtub
At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'
The Beach is Open!
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Bowling pins in a swimming pool.
'I don't think I'll play follow the leader anymore!'
'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'
One more over, before it gets too dark.
'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"
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'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'
'She's putting her baby in our pool, and it's wearing a diaper!'
Jello in the diving pool.
'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'
'Look! Mike is on the bottom of the pool! I warned him not to swim when he's got so many piercings!'
Collegiate dirt polo.