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'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
'Is it labor day already?'
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'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
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At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'
'I don't think I'll play follow the leader anymore!'
'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'
One more over, before it gets too dark.
'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, fish, dolphin, dolphins, swim, swims, swimming, swam, predator, predators, prey, school of fish, schools of fish, leisure time, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, pod of dolphins, pod, pods, oceanographer, oceanographers, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'
'She's putting her baby in our pool, and it's wearing a diaper!'
Jello in the diving pool.
'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'
'Look! Mike is on the bottom of the pool! I warned him not to swim when he's got so many piercings!'
Collegiate dirt polo.
'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'
'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'
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Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.
Tags:whale, whales, fish, fishes, race, races, racing, racer, racers, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, sea, seas, sealife, sea life, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, beach, beaches, beaching, beached, victory, victories, victorious, lead, leads, leader, leaders, leading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Shark in the swimming pool.
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'I feel young again!'