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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
'Well this is awkward.'
"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
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Ask me about my thick neck.
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"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
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"I like a relaxed fit."
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"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
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'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
The struggle between good and luxury good.
"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"Old people in Hell"
Reasons for Return...
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"It was a sweater when I began."
'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'
"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."
'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'
"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"
'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'
'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'
'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'
"Myself... I wear them to hide the hickeys."