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'You're nothing without me and you know it.'
Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,
'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'
"Training has to be a priority...I want you to devise a full implementation programme,as soon as you've finished the cleaning..."
Leaves form the words 'Sweep me!'
'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'
'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'
"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."
Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.
Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.
"Hey, hon - they published my article."
Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow
"The same woman who dusts and sweeps and mops all the time, went to the garden supply store today and bought dirt!"
On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself
'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'
The grim sweeper shows just how clean a new broom could sweep.
Sweep the board.
TV and cleaner
A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.
Man sweeping leaves watches a leaf float off.
"I can't do everything, sweetie. It's not like I have nine arms."
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Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
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SORRY,,, A creature was stirring,
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