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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
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Easter Venn Diagram
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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The Potato Man
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"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'
'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'
"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"
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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
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Rocky Road, Private Eye
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'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
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'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'