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"Elsie, you're all I ever wanted in a woman - my mother and Margaret Thatcher excepted, of course."
"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."
'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'
"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."
Can you feel the electricity in the air?...
"With a little fiscal stimulation..."
"Mmm, sweetheart. . . is that eau de spoiled meat? Delicious..."
Speed Dating Fruit Flies