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'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'
"They represent the candy cane guild."
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"me and my sweetie"
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"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"
'What goes red, amber, green, red, amber, green?'
'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"
'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'
Where Jelly Beans Come From....
"Well? Have I hit it yet?"
A man has a gumball machine for a head.
"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."
"Don't go to my teacher's house. All she ever gives out is homework."
Tags:halloween, halloweens, teacher, teachers, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treating, trick or treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, homework project, homework projects, kid, kids, strict, candy, candies, sweets, sweets, sweetie, sweeties
"He sucker punched me."
"I asked mom if we can have some jelly beans before dinner."
"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
Tags:halloween, tooth decay, cavity, cavities, dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, oral hygiene, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, bully, bullies, bullying, halloweens, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treating, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, filling, fillings
"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."
'We get all sorts in here.'
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
Tags:ice cream, sweet tooth, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, gingerbread, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, home, homes, home sweet home, long day, long days, candy, candies, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, long day, long days, supportive, wife, wives, homemaker, homemakers, fairy tale, fairy tales, witch, witches
"No, those stripes don't make you look any thinner."
The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.
'You swallowed a giant gum ball!? You know that never leaves your system, right?'
'I agreed on a date because you're fun-sized...but this is boring.'
"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"