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'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'
'What goes red, amber, green, red, amber, green?'
'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"
'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'
'And the taps now run with alco-pops'
'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'
Where Jelly Beans Come From....
"Well? Have I hit it yet?"
A man has a gumball machine for a head.
'Imagine that in gummi!'
"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."
'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'
"Don't go to my teacher's house. All she ever gives out is homework."
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"He sucker punched me."
"I asked mom if we can have some jelly beans before dinner."
"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."
"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
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'We get all sorts in here.'
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
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"No, those stripes don't make you look any thinner."
The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.