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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
Magical box of chocolates.
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
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Easter Venn Diagram
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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The Potato Man
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"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."
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"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex,' I fear some may see it as a commentary on me, and not the layered jello salad."
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"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
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Other Walks of Shame
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"Travel is the sherbet between courses of reality."
Rocky Road, Private Eye
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'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'