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'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'
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'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'
"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."
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'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
'This operation should remove the swelling in your wallet - I mean, knee.'
His and Hernia's towels.
Plastic surgery is a scream.
"You may be a little sore when you come to, until the swelling goes down."
"That just never gets old!"
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'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'
'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'
Elephant with human feet. Doctor says: 'It's humanitis.'
"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."
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'How could I be retaining water? -- I only drink beer.'
'Is it a wart or a boil, doc?'
"Its very inflamed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?"
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'Get the ice packs! His ego is swollen!!'
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"It's probably a hormonal thing."
"Got a head cold?"
Man with bandaged jaw.
'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'
'I need a prescription for a steak.'
I think I'm retaining water.