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In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
A woman glides down a water slide
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
Tags:plucked chicken, plucked chickens, water drag, water drags, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, swam, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, swimming race, swimming races, swimming racer, swimming racers, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, feather, feathers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Maybe he can't swim."
Tags:swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, new testament, jesus, gospel, gospels, bible, bible story, bible stories, non-swimmer, non-swimmers, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, can't swim, excuse, excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, son of god
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Psychic diving competition.
"It's over. Go home."
Tags:summer, summer vacation, break, summer break, summer holiday, summer holidays, vacation, vacations, breaks, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, tourist, tourists, beach-goer, beach-goers, swimmer, swimmers, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, sign, signs, message, messages, end of summer, end, over, finish
"Come on in. The water's fine."
A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool
"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"
'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
Tags:synchronized, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swam, team, teams, terrible, talentless, poor, letting the team down, team, teams, pool, swimming pool, pools, swimming pools, not right for the part, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'Can't you read?!'
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
Tags:ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, radiation, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burnt, sunscreen, suntan lotion, insect, insects, warning, warnings, health warning, health warnings, safety, safety warning, safety warnings, health and safety, sunscreen, sunscreens, lotion, lotions, swimmer, swimmers, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
An abacus swimming pool
"That was one strange and confusing competition."
Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water level, water levels, sea level, sea levels, rising sea level, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, alternative theory, alternative theories, theory, theories, weight, obesity, obese, overweight, people, humans, overeating, over-eating, over-weight, fat, heavy, science, body fat, obesity crisis, health, unhealthy, eating habits, dietary habits, diet, mass, beach, beaches, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, seashore, seashores, seaside, displacement, water
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
Tags:refraction, refraction of light, reflection, reflections, underwater, swimming pools, swimming pool, pool, pools, leisure center, leisure centers, leisure centres, leisure centres, unexpected, surprise, surprise, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, leisure, creepy, strange, abnormal, trick of the light, tricks of the light, public pool, public pools, flirt, flirts
Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,
"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
Tags:hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, awkward date, awkward dates, manhattan, new york new york city, ny, nyc