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"Drowning. What's new with you?"
"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investments
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
Tags:plucked chicken, plucked chickens, water drag, water drags, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, swam, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, swimming race, swimming races, swimming racer, swimming racers, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, feather, feathers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Maybe he can't swim."
Tags:swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, new testament, jesus, gospel, gospels, bible, bible story, bible stories, non-swimmer, non-swimmers, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, can't swim, excuse, excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, son of god
'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, fish, bird, birds, dog, dogs, cage, cages, aquarium, aquariums, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, lonely, loneliness, man's best friend, limited, limit, swim, swimming, fly, flying, love, one man, owner, owners, die, death, freedom, restricted, restrict, thought, thoughts, domesticated, wild, free, relationship, relationships, mental health
'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, seafood, dinner theatre, dinner theater, open mike, performer, performers, performing, tank, tanks, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, swimming, snorkelling, snorkeling, snorkel, snorkels, diving, goggles, entertainment, open mike night, open mike nights, dinner and a show
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Psychic diving competition.
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"Counselor? Is that you?"
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, flightless bird, flightless birds, penguin, penguins, antarctica, fish, fly, flying, swim, swimming, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, confused, confusion, upsetting news, bad news, new information, quote, quotes, quoting, quotation, quotations
"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"
'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
Tags:synchronized, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swam, team, teams, terrible, talentless, poor, letting the team down, team, teams, pool, swimming pool, pools, swimming pools, not right for the part, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"
'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"That's so last summer."
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimmer, bathing suit, swimsuit, swim trunks, swimming costume, sunscreen, sunblock, sun cream, spf, sunburn, sunburnt, sun poisoning, solar panels, solar panel, electricity, sunlight, absorb sun, energy, science, scientist, scientists, tanning, tan, tanned, tanning bed, tanning salon, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, green, green energy, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
'Can't you read?!'
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, limit, limits, liited, speedo, speedos, fitness, fit, fitter, fat, fatter, overweight, bulge, mid-life crisis, mid-life, middle age, middle-age, swimming, swim, swims, beach, beaches, beach body, sign, signs, signage, fashion, fashions, fashion faux pas, faux pas, young, youth, youthful