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"All right, who buried me while I was sleeping? Wait a minute, where are my trunks?"
"You've been depressed and now you've got on your swimming trunks. You're not going to do something rash like beach yourself, are you?"
Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.
"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."
I've been authorized by a coalition of bathers to pay you $1,000 in a swap for your speedo.
'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'
'Your father's lost his shorts again.'
Penguin in a swimming costume.