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"He won't get far without this!"
Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, fix, fixes, fixed, fixer, fixers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, garage, garages, impression, impressions, conception, conceptions, idea, ideas, ideology, judge, judged, judges, judgemental, opinion, opinions, swindle, swindles, swindled, swindler, close to home
"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
Tags:pension, pensions, 401k, 401(k)thief, thieves, blackguard, blackguards, dishonest, dishonesty, shifty, liar, liars, con, cons, con man, con men, managers, crooks, crook, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, head of pensions, investment, investments, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement savings
Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers
"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
Tags:optimist, optimists, optimism, half full, half-full, half empty, half-empty, glass half full, glass half empty, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, pillage, pillages, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, accountant, accountants, accounting agency, accounting agencies, bad business name, bad business names, cpa, cpas, certified public accountant, certified public accountants
"Greg, we have to let you go. You haven't ripped off a customer in over a week."
Tags:customers, customer, customer service, auto repair, auto repairs, car repair, car repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, crooked business, crooked businesses, rip-off, rip-offs, ripped off, rip off, rip offs, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, swindling, crooked, liar, liars, lying, repair, repairs, low expectations, fire, fires, fired, low expectations
"Give me a dollar, I'll save you a trip."
Tags:truth, the truth, guru, gurus, pilgrimage, pilgrimages, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, grift, grifting, grifter, grifted, swindle, swindling, swindler, swindlers, con, cons, con artist, con artists, dishonest, dishonesty
"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."
Tags:marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselors, ponzi scheme, ponzi schemes, perjure, perjures, liar, liars, congenital liar, congenital liars, pathological, pathological liar, pathological liars, trustworthy, trustworthiness, trusts, trusting, trust, credible, credibility, plagiarist, plagiarism, plagiarists, pyramid scheme, pyramid schemes, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, con artist, con artists, marital divide, marital divides
"He's good, I'll say that. How on earth are we supposed to rub this stuff on?"
Tags:snake, snakes, snake oil, snake oil salesman, con, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, travelling salesman, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, travelling salesmen, con job, con jobs, sales, salesman, retail, business, businessman, sucker, suckers, shop, shopping, sucker, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers
'Why send money to some swindler in Russia when we have plenty of swindlers here at home?'
"Sure, all this money goes to the needy."
"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyants, crystal ball, charlatan, swindler, swindle, swindles, reincarnations, reincarnating, crystal balls, charlatans, swindlers, past life, past lives, reincarnation, new age, mysticism, mystic, spiritual advice, spirits, schmo, schmos, con, cons, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, con women, con woman, gullible, gullibility
'You sound familiar. Haven't I swindled you once before?'
"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"
Tags:cult, cults, religious leader, religious leaders, new age, new age religion, new age religions, worldly goods, give away, gives away, giving away, take advantage, scam, scams, scheme, schemes, moneymaking scheme, moneymaking schemes, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, scammer, scammers, cult leader, cult leaders, valuables
'Now these AREN'T covered by your insurance, and they do cost $700. But they will COMPLETELY cure you of being too gullible.'
Bird poo decals.
'I see grave financial troubles ahead for you.'
"I turn on the bubble machine for good luck. And the distraction of course."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyants, clairvoyant, mystic, mystics, mediums, medium, predictions, bubble machine, good luck, distraction, gypsy, future, spectacle, spectacles, showoff, showoffs, showing off, show-off, show-offs, drama, sense of drama, dramatic, dramatic flair, flair, flair for the dramatic, prediction, predictions, showy, swindle, swindler, swindlers, con, cons, con artist, con artists
'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'
"This is Officer Smith from the City Zoo. You owe water taxes and you need to pay now...or I'll disconnect your gas service."
"I'm sorry...I'll gladly take your friends off my list...if you just give me their numbers."
Tags:baldo, scam, scams, phone scam, phone scams, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, con, cons, con artist, con artists, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, telephone solicitor, telephone solicitation, call the police, calls the police, calling the police
"The candidates this year are really honest."
Tags:baldo, honest, honesty, honest liar, honest liars, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, lesser of two evils, lowered expectation, lowered expectations, voting day, voter, voters, lowering expectations, crook, crooks, con artist, con artists, swindler, swindlers, candidate, candidates, election, elections, local election, local elections
'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'
The art of welching.