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Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,
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"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"
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"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
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"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."
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The Last of the Passenger Pigeons
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"He's doing it again, your honor!"
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Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'
"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"
"Greg, we have to let you go. You haven't ripped off a customer in over a week."
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"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
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'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'
'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'
"I hope you've been keeping your eye on the red king, Brotsky. Pick it and that raise is yours; fail and you're out on your ear."
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"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."
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"He's good, I'll say that. How on earth are we supposed to rub this stuff on?"
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'Why send money to some swindler in Russia when we have plenty of swindlers here at home?'
"Sure, all this money goes to the needy."
"Dammit, Sims, when I told you to stop at nothing in landing the Bermann account, this isn't what I had in mind."
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"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."
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"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"
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"And here's where Mr. Kimbel, the company accountant, went on his extended holiday to Brazil."
Bird poo decals.
'Now these AREN'T covered by your insurance, and they do cost $700. But they will COMPLETELY cure you of being too gullible.'
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'Gimme a day.'
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