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'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
Now landing at an airport near you.
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Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.
Flu pandemic precautions
'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
'Let's all practice bug control.'
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."
"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."
'It's not looking too good, Mr Jones.'
'What do you mean they all have swine flu?'
'Stand back! He's got a pig!'
Business is picking up, Mortimer.
'At last - the new flu vaccine.' 'Hold everything. We've just discovered a newer flu virus.'
Trick or Treatment.
"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."
"Floods, fires, big job losses, foreclosures...what else can possibly happen?"
A convenient attack of swine flu...
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'We made huge profits from the Bird Flu and the Swiine Flu .. so the boys down in marketing are proposing next year's pandemic ...'
'What?....I was just clearing my throat.'
Catch of the day.