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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."
"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."
'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'
'I'm getting fed up with these constant comparisons with politicians.'
'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'
Jesus sends the demons into the herd of pigs who jump into the lake, thus performing the miracle of turning water into "swine".
"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
Tags:pig, pigs, garbage, rubbish, garbage can, rubbish can, rubbish cans, garbage cans, trash can, trash, trash cans, swine, swines, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, piglet, piglets, foodie, foodies, gourmet meal, cook, cooks, one man's junk is another man's treasure, wild west, wild-west, american west, cowboy, cowboys, pioneer, pioneers
'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'
"There are a lot of humans out there that don't eat animals."
"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."
Tags:laryngitis, can't speak, can't talk, disgruntled, disgruntlement, upset, swines, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, throat infection, throat infections, sore throat, sore throats, pig farm, pig farms, pig farming, pig, pigs, swine, hogs, extra crispy
"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."
Tags:pig, pigs, truffle, truffles, sidetracked, side-tracked, side tracked, truffle hunting, truffle hunter, truffle hunters, swine, swines, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, robber, robbers, outlaw, outlaws, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, bandit, bandits, cowboy, cowboys, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritise
"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"
"So what's it like being rich?"
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, swines, pigsty, pigsties, pig sty, pig sties, hog, hogs, farm animal, farm animals, fastidious, cleanliness, cleaning, hygiene, unhygienic, pig farm, pig farms, pig farming, swine farm, swine farms, swine farming, hog, hogs, muddy, muddiness, mud, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms
'I've gotta clean joke. You wanna hear it?'
'I wanted a tattoo that makes me look inedible.'
"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"
"I heard this place serves farm to table."
The Museum of Swine Art.