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'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'
'It's my Swiss Piggy Bank Account.'
'People want to know where are the details of your policy proposals...'
'I figured if we live of the carried interest of our myriad stock holdings and mutual funds, and dodge the payroll tax. . .we can probably just scrape by - if I can find a job.'
"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."
'You never said that owning a Swiss bank account involved having to actually live in Switzerland!'
'I forgot my Swiss bank account number.'
'...And then I forgot my stupid Swiss bank account number!'
'What happened to you?' - 'I forgot my Swiss bank account number.'
'What's that for? To open my Swiss bank account.'
What's that for? To open my swiss bank account.
'Beggar says, I forgot my Swiss bank account number. '
Rat to rat: 'I have most of my possessions in a Swiss cheese account.'
'I hid our secret Swiss account in one of these books and I can't remember which!'
'Can Mr Taylor call you back? He's busy visiting his favourite web site.'
'Wow second grades sure had changed since we were kids. She flunked insider trading, pyramid schemes and Swiss bank accounts.'
'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'
"On second thoughts, George, Have my alimony electronically to Swiss Bank Account."
All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...
Lilliput twinned with Zurich