Switchboard Cartoons and Comics

"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Receptionist answering phone: 'Thank you for calling. Please hold until you hang up.'

"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."

'For advice on self-harm, press forward slash. For help with bad language press ****. For anger management press !*!*. For help with cannabis addiction, press hash.'

'Your ape call is important to us - please press 6 for angry natives, 5 for lions, or 4 for a general stampede!'

'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'

'Are you sure this isn't the switchboard at the Ellen show?'

Woman at switch board turns to see a robot come to take her place

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, confusion, prevarication and hindrance..."