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"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."
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"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
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'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
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"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
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"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."
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Receptionist answering phone: 'Thank you for calling. Please hold until you hang up.'
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"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."
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'For advice on self-harm, press forward slash. For help with bad language press ****. For anger management press !*!*. For help with cannabis addiction, press hash.'
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'Your ape call is important to us - please press 6 for angry natives, 5 for lions, or 4 for a general stampede!'
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'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'
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'Are you sure this isn't the switchboard at the Ellen show?'
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Woman at switch board turns to see a robot come to take her place
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"No, this is the department for obfuscation, confusion, prevarication and hindrance..."
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