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"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."
Receptionist answering phone: 'Thank you for calling. Please hold until you hang up.'
"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."
'Your ape call is important to us - please press 6 for angry natives, 5 for lions, or 4 for a general stampede!'
'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'
'Are you sure this isn't the switchboard at the Ellen show?'
"No, this is the department for obfuscation, confusion, prevarication and hindrance..."