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'Would you mind switching seats with me... I'm actually terrible at parallel parking.'
"A.T.&T. sent this drink over in the hope that you'll consider switching your long-distance provider."
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"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
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"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."
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"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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"This is where you'll be working. Don't worry if it's confusing at first, you'll have training."
Why dyslexics have lower electrical bills...'No' (on switch).
"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"Yup. I'm guessing there's your problem."
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'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'
Trying to switch on the computer.
"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"
'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."
It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.
Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson
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Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.
'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'