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"Shall I assume you're not overly risk-averse?"
"That's a funny-looking bodyguard - Where did you find him?"
Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.
The Amazing Sword Swallower
Foo-chung needed to 'hone' his sword-swallowing techniques, if he was to continue his career!
'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'
'It's short cut pastry - I'm allergic to cold steel.'
"You'll have to use your fingers - the sword swallowers have eaten all the cutlery!"
Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.
Sword swallower discovers to his horror he has skewered his insides with the sword
Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword
"First whack at sword swallowing?"
"Well, Giovanni. . . you probably wouldn't have bad breath if you remembered to remove cutlery and leftovers when you've finished with them."
The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.