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"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"
"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
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"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
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Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'
An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.
Musician playing the piano on a computer.
Gustav Mahler orders a salad.
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.
A Symphony of Penguins
'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'
"The music was so loud I couldn't hear myself talk."
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"If it's 'unfinished' why do I pay full price?"
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Cat symphony conductor
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"We will begin with Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony, and that will be followed by Beethoven's 'Unwanted Sexual' Overture."
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"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"
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Graduation keynote speakers.
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"Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a fifth of...no, that's not gonna work."
Tags:beethoven, ludwig van beethoven, musical, musician, musical instrument, musical instruments, musicians, composers, symphonies, compose, composer, writing music, symphonist, orchestra, orchestral, symphony, classical music, wine, spirits, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drinking, drink, fifth of gin, intoxicating drink, alcoholic beverage, drunk, intoxicated, songwriter, songwriting, songwriters, grand piano, musical notes, song sheet, sheet music
'Our symphony is trying to attract a younger audience. After your solo, do you mind burning your piano?'
Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.
Tags:schubert, franz schubert, composer, composers, composition, compositions, symphony, symphonies, classical, classical music, romantic, romanticism, psychology, psychologic, psychological, therapy, therapist, counselor, mental health, closure, heal, healing, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, closures