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'We like to bring together people from radically different fields and wait for the friction to produce heat, light and magic. Sometimes it takes a while.'
'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'
Bank 'n' Burger
"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
Tags:marijuana, pot, medical marijuana, legalize, legalizes, legalizing, legalization, legalise, legalises, legalisation, legal, legality, dispensary, dispensaries, mary jane, ganja, cannabis use, cannabis user, cannabis users, dispensation, munchies, get the munchies, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, recreational, recreational use, snack, snacks, snack food, snack foods, business idea, business ideas, make money, makes money, making money, moneymaking, synergy, corporate synergy, symbiotic, symbiosis, drug, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, appetite
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
Tags:merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, sellout, sellouts, sell out, selling out, sell outs, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, business executive, hurt feelings, businessman, corporate culture, buyout, buyouts, bought out, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, meeting, meetings, lonely, insensitive, insensitivity, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, corporate synergy, synergy
'I know we only met 30 second again...'
The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office environment, cubicle, cubicles, watercooler, water cooler, water-cooler, work sucks, wageslave, wage slave, synergy, buzzword, buzzwords, jargons, jargon, communication, communicate, communicates, team work, team working, team-work, teamwork, working together, friend, friendship, commiseration, commiserating, commiserate, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men
"Wow! I can feel the synergy already."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, business, deal, deals, agreement, agreements, synergy, harmony, cooperation, co-operation, collaboration, unity, teamwork, shaking hands
National Cloggers Convention/American Plumbers Association
Tags:clog, clogs, clogging, clogger, cloggers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, conference, conferences, business conference, business conferences, work conference, work conferences, home plumbing, home plumber, home plumbers, business convention, business conventions, synergy, corporate synergy
"People, I think we need to work together on this."
Tags:quicksand, humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, work together, working together, teamwork, sink or swim, sink, sinks, sinking, team, teams, team manager, team managers, synergy, help, lifeline, lifelines, life line, life lines, manager, managers, management, direction, pull together, pulling together, fragment, fragmenting, fragmentation, life coach, life coaches
'You need to give if you want to take.'
Barney Vs. Godzilla
Tags:entertainment, celebrities, bashing, children, psychology, anger, violence, death, black humor, children's show, children's shows, kids show, kids shows, crossover, crossovers, corporate tie-in, corporate tie-ins, tie-in, tie-ins, synergy, parental discretion, irritating, irritation, irritations, public television, public broadcasting, mankoff
"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."
Tags:cookie, cookies, chocolate chip, chocolate chips, biscuit, biscuits, lunch, lunches, better offer, better offers, business lunch, business lunches, executive, executives, synergy, corporation, corporations, corporate, business meeting, business meetings, dessert, desserts, snack, snacks, snack foods, snack food
"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."
Tags:brand ambassador, brand ambassadors, brand, brands, pumpkin, pumpkins, costume, costumes, fancy dress, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, halloween, halloweens, kid, kids, marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing ploy, advertising ploy, consumer, consumers, consumerism, synergy, corporate synergy, modern life, modern times, buyout, buyouts, megacorporation, mega-corporation, globalism
"Now this is teamwork!"
'It's just me and the manatee left...please, just once, let me not be picked last...'
Tags:team, teammate, team building, team-building, select, selection, pick, picked, recruit, recruiting, recruitment, reject, rejection, rejects, shut out, shutout, exclude, exclusion, disappointment, disappointed, disappoint, team synergy, synergy, baseball, sports, sport, manatee, manatees, first, last, playground, sandlot, field, play, summer, child, kid, kids
"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."
"My husband is a good cook, I'm a good eater and that's the way we take advantage of the synergies."
Tags:synergies, synergy, jargon, corporate jargon, corporate speak, corporate speech, corporate culture, corporate cultures, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, good cook, good cooks, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, big eater, big eaters, weight gain, gaining weight, get fat, getting fat, obese, obesity
DOG WALKERS 'We were out anyway, why not protest?'
'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'
'We have wonderful synergy. I can dish it out and you can take it.'
"I call it synergistic business chain development."
It's time for me to die Herb. Can you help me up to that light fixture?