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'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.
Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
"My worst nightmare is seeing apostrophes where they don't belong."
'Ha-ha! My Dad is right! If you say a word too many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore!'
'Your daughter said I was a lousy English teacher. . . how dare her?'
'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'
Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged
Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.
'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'
'When I say 'runned' you know I mean 'ran'. Let's not quibble.'
''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'
'The grammar in your report is terrible!'
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
'The seven yeah itch.'
'There's a syntax error in line 125010.'
Cut out and keep your own IT expert.
'For snoring?! Hell, that's nothing'. I once shot a man for ending sentence in a preposition.'
The five most frequently used words....
"I know it's a big ask but try not to use nouns as if they were verbs."