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'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'
Just the usual, thanks.
"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"
Fake mouse trapped by an artificial cheese product.
Leather basketballs and synthetic basketballs.
'... yes, Mr. Stern. We appreciate everything. It was a very generous donation by the NBA. However, bottom line, the kids hate the synthetic basketballs.'
'Oh my... Wait. No, it's not my husband. That's a synthetic ball.'
Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.
Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.
Stamps: Aborted Projects.
'I can't believe it! My own son wearing synthetic clothing!'
Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.
"It's fake sheep's clothing. I'm anti-fur."
"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."
Notice to shoplifters: Our stuff is so cheap and nasty, it's really not worth it!"
"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"
"Another soul hooked on Spice...I think..."