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'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
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Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.
Our Troubled Chowders
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'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'
Just say no...
'...time you had your ears syringed?'
Drove the nurses crazy.
'Oaths by witnesses are passé. Now we use truth serum.'
'Not every day you get a health minister in the surgery...might as well enjoy it!'
"This is gonna hurt like hell."
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Nurse standing over difficult patient with syringe with 'tres difficile'.
'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'
"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"
"This will sting a bit."
"God, I hate needles!"
'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
"Now where was I?"
"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"
'The Greasy Spoon' 'The dirty Needle'
'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'
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A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.