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"Hold down control and shift and press escape."
Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.
'He's our Spam expert!'
"Don't force it. Let me call tech support."
I see the computer system is down again.
'Hello, tech support? I suppose you could say I'm having trouble with some of my software!'
'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'
"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."
Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....
Upgrades While U Wait.
'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'
'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'
'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'
"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"
System been down long?
'I don't understand it Sir, the computers have only been down for a hour.'
'That virus was so contagious, I'd even refrain from using the same electrical outlet.'
To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.
This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.
'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'
'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'
'You weren't planned yet, son, but the tech support was welcome.'
'Our son said he'll help us with our computer problem...for $50 an hour. Pretty savvy for an 8 year old.'
'It appears to be a blog clog.'
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?